capturing-oblivion:

paintmefiftyshadesofgreen:

spring1999:

deleted scene from the exorcist

^^^^^
I AM CRYING SO HARD OH LORD

LMAO

capturing-oblivion:

paintmefiftyshadesofgreen:

spring1999:

deleted scene from the exorcist

^^^^^

I AM CRYING SO HARD OH LORD

LMAO

animalcrackersinmyblog:

OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN

Less than 12 hours left at home before I go away for 8 months to work on the Carnival Freedom. Ahhhhh!

Less than 12 hours left at home before I go away for 8 months to work on the Carnival Freedom. Ahhhhh!

idioticteen:

i really wish i could date a famous person cause i would literally live for all the hate i would get, i would go on twitter just to read the hate while holding a glass of red wine in my other hand laughing 

last time you got a blowjob?
Anonymous

best-of-funny:

tribblenauts:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

digivolvin:

imagine someone offering to make a romantic dinner for you and when you get to their place it’s immaculately clean and there are candles and flowers on the table and everything is beautifully ambient 

and then they emerge from the kitchen holding two lunchables

you know you’ve been on tumblr too long when you thought this would end in a satanic ritual or cannibalism

is it the pizza lunchables

X

afragilewhisper:

What happens when “your person” is higher on your priority list, than you are on theirs?

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

says the only real gay guy in the room

out-dividual:

my grams used to write notes on leaves for me, and leave them in her garden to find. they always said something along the lines of ‘you are loved’ and ‘you are beautiful and always will be’. she used to say that the fairies left them, and i used to nod, but hugged her extra tightly.

out-dividual:

my grams used to write notes on leaves for me, and leave them in her garden to find. they always said something along the lines of ‘you are loved’ and ‘you are beautiful and always will be’. she used to say that the fairies left them, and i used to nod, but hugged her extra tightly.

escapekit:

 Chromatic Typewriter Prints

Tyree Callahan has recycled (or upcycled, perhaps) a classic 1937 Underwood typewriter by replacing letters with sponges soaked across the spectrum with bright yellows, reds, blues and combinations thereof.

samwhostolethefaygo:

dracosredemption:

The girl next to Crabbe looks like Crabbe with a wig on.

samwhostolethefaygo:

dracosredemption:

The girl next to Crabbe looks like Crabbe with a wig on.