o-k-compooper: souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous why aren’t we doing this
I'm home alone.
time to start my concert
buttlicked: You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
seifukucat: here we have a wonderful piece of 13th century art wow isn’t that just majestic okay let’s take a little closer look at this masterful work oh
circumcising: me when cute boys talk to me
“tell the class a little about yourself”
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
equalist: seeing a post u want to reblog after you hit the scroll to top button
alex---xd asked: Ramdonly: 16, 108 and 212
This creeps me out way too much.
vvhitechicks: taylor swift really pisses me off but her songs are so catchy god damn it
kaylacoan: tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex THIS.
acaposen: Ross: Hey Rach, what are you doing here? Rachel: Oh you know, just visiting my good friend Carol. Ross: Oh yeah? Whats her last name? Rachel: Carol…ah…lesbian
rodneykong: theyellowbrickroad: my mom just commented “u mad bro?” on my status on facebook
opposite-directions: i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
muggleland: i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test
googlevideos: sex is a lot like a hot bath once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in i’ve never had sex
catswithbenefits: you know whats better than a mozerella stick? 37 mozzarella sticks
whisperintoass: I FOUND IT.
buttholeos: i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
pertlattimers: “british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”
roselastrider: I wore this to school today???/?yeah pretty cute but then after school when I was doing my chores my parents started calling me frauline and I was confused as to why but then I realized smh
exitmusicforafilmm: crypticrose: c-aramelize: bur-gund-y: c-aramelize: living-afairytale: c-aramelize: so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok. i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO” I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins looks like someone’s a HO NaBrO i’m...